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Daily Archive for February 18th, 2008

The shadow knows

I need to go on a diet.
I mean, I know it. Anyone who looks at me knows it.
In high school, I was 6′2” and weighed 120 lbs.
Really.
I’m no taller, but a heckuva lot heavier.
And, I know that I need to drop a few pounds.
A light came on and told me.
No, not one of those “AHA!” [...]

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Washington’s Birthday 2008

From 2007:
Today is one of those days that really gets on my nerves.
Oh, not because it’s the official celebration of George Washington’s birthday. Because that’s what today is.
But because of what some people call today. Some call it Presidents Day. Or Presidents’ Day. Or President’s Day.
But those people are dumbasses. Because it’s not Presidents Day [...]

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