Headline News 2006-08-30
August 30, 2006 7:05 pm by Basil
From WYFF:
Police chief: Rape case ‘politically motivated’
Been screwing his constituants for years
From CNN:
Sources: State Department official source of Plame leak
Investigation planned to find who leaked source of leak
From CNN:
Comic sues Jews for Jesus
Jesus thanks comic for coming to his defense
From CNN:
‘For sale’ sign up on Gilligan’s boat
Package includes hole in side, spinning life preserver
From ABC News:
Leading by Example: Pro Athletes Called On to Combat Teen Steroid Use
Now Barry Bonds won’t face a shortage
From ABC News:
S.D. Execution Halted; Okla. Goes Ahead
Hell agrees to hold a spot for him
From ABC News:
Drought to shut down rain forest resort
Bush blamed
From ABC News:
Supernova caught in its exploding act
Bush blamed
From ABC News:
RadioShack Uses E-Mail to Fire Employees
New slogan: “You got questions, we got job openings”
From Reuters:
Earth’s formerly thin ozone layer is recovering
Democrats unsure how to blame Bush
Wednesday’s…
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I think you should include this as well
Iran Defies U.N. Deadline to End Uranium Enrichment Program
Darren: I don’t get it. Am I missing something? Or are you unaware the Headline News here are jokes? Not necessarily funny jokes, but still jokes.
I mean, the headlines are real. But the idea is that the “sub-headline” is to change the entire meaning, or bring a humorous or ironic twist to it. And may have nothing to do with the actual meaning of the headline or the associated story.
A joke.
Get it?