Headline News 2006-06-30
June 30, 2006 7:00 pm by Basil
From ABC News:
Missing Groom’s Family Sues Cruise Ship
Jennifer Wilbanks’ brother goes to sea
From ABC News:
Witch School Opens Doors in Midwestern Town
Won’t have picture of Jesus on wall, ACLU approves
From ABC News:
China Cracks Down on ‘Immoral’ Blogs
instapundit.cn only site available
From ABC News:
Lunch Date With Warren Buffett Sells for $620,100
Parrothead sobers up, demands refund
From ABC News:
Operation Removes Lightbulb from Anus
Pentagon running out of names for new ops
From ABC News:
Man Sues Over Web Site Comments
Lying bastard sues
From ABC News:
Drive-Thru Pot Smoke Gives Pair Away
Cheech & Chong reunited at county lockup
From ABC News:
Police Find Skeleton in Cleveland Home
Drew Carey’s diet an overwhelming success
From ABC News:
Boater Rescued Twice in the Same Spot
Was showing friends what happened last summer
From ABC News:
Pig Who Posed As Wilbur Gets Reprieve
Charlotte still dies
Friday’s…
Basil’s Blog: Headline News Point Five: Gore Warns Of Global Wettening Crisis IMAO: Irony. The Nose On Your Face: Zarqawi Photo Creates A Stir At “Show And Tell”……
“Operation Removes Lightbulb from Anus”
John Kerry’s “Secret Plan” for the War on Terror revealed….
-Involves him pulling ideas out of his @ss.