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Daily Archive for December 22nd, 2004

Frank J. over at IMAO has posted Holiday Headline Fun. They funny. Go read. Oh, and here are some of my offerings:
From AJC:
Waffle House, Tyrone try to work out sticky differences
Waitress apologizes for spilling syrup on former Notre Dame coach
From WFTV:
Teen Accused Of Shooting Santa With Pellet Gun
Weapon identified as an official Red Ryder, carbine [...]

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Consumer Warning

You know how on medications they have warnings like “Do not operate heavy machinery” and such? And you know how I’ve mentioned that I’ve been fighting a cold and taking medications? And that I don’t do medications well?
Well, they should add “Do not operate a shower massage” on that medication. You must really have all [...]

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One of the worst things about being sick … other than the obvious … no, wait, that’s it: being sick. I mentioned earlier I’m not a big fan of taking drugs. Not a macho thing; when I’m sick, I’m a wimp. No, that’s not it. It’s that drugs do things that I don’t understand. For [...]

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